Dear World,

I'm telling you this for your own good. If you want this kitty to purr and to not scratch the living crap out of your eyes when she rolls out of bed in the morning, please fire up the coffee maker first thing, and fill her (my) mug with that special caffeinated magic as soon as possible.

She likes lots of milk but just a dash of sugar. Thank you! 😊

Once she gets a little coffee in her system, I assure you, everything will be all right...

This declaration of caffeination comes on the Coffee First Women's Soft Tee. It has a slim fit that hugs the body, so if you prefer your tees with a relaxed look, you may want to go up a size or two. I usually wear a small, and here I'm wearing a large. It comes in S, M, L and XL (size chart).

This cutie-pie design, by the way, is by illustrator and all-around cool chick Anna Oh, a gal-pal of mine (and guest blogger on Makeup and Beauty Blog).

Available in S, M, L and XL.

• Slightly scooped neck

• Incredibly soft 50% polyester, 37% ring-spun combed cotton, 13% rayon

• Polyester retains shape and elasticity; cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look.

• Durable rib neckband

• Formfitting